"Help me!"

Dear faithful readers of my mommy's blog:

This is Mylo writing. Please send immediate help. My parents are making a fool out of me. First my mommy put my "rings" around my legs and arms. Then when my daddy put my jammies on, he pulled my socks up over them making me look like a total DORK!! My farmyard friends on my bumper in my crib made fun of me all night. Please send the fashion police to my house to arrest my parents!!